Temporary Solutions to Life...Cutie's Club
Last nite Thomas, a chinese guy (son of a Sr Col here) took the Zimbabwean, Tanzanian, Namibians, me n cambodians 2 a nite club. Apparrently he's been showing some of they guys around. Heck it was great! my 1st nite out in a proper club in Shijiazhuang. No wonder i cant find any, its kinda camouflaged with the chinese gate entrance thingy.
Neway, i spent 1000Yuan on 1 Btl JD, 1 Btl Chivas, 1 btl Heineken, 1 marlboro n some cokes of course. The chinesse drinks chivas with mixer of chinese orange tea, taste kinda nice n smoother than long island tea. I was pissed drunk as usual, and later during our de-toured back, puked infront of chicken hauz n waited on d waiting couch while the guys get down 2 bisnes, it cost em 70yuan each! The girls r kinda cute n looks kinky in their contemporary outfits n high heel boots, but my iman still kuat, besides im loyal, .... n drunk hehehehe.
The stage n DJ spinning area.
Pole dancer, hehehehe. Was another 4 russians girls dancing on the stage but the security got 2 me 1st before i could snap any pics of em. The russian girls speak fluent mandarin!?!? and they dunt understand my english, so comm not thru.
This is the Cutie's Club's manageress, she calls herself honey, i call her bunny. This club is still in its infancy, its 11 days old, 12 including 2day. Couldnt use my cards, cash onli, n when i asked 4 receipts, she gave me a piece of paper with chinese charaters and prices i've paid in handwritten! D guys gonna pay me bk 100yuan each, which makes it 600, so i spent 400yuan, hmm not bad la, had fun, danced n jumped whole dance floor (knowing me), met a few chicks, got drunk, puked, met another few 'chicks', puked again in room, now hangover n starving. Arghh gastric.......
Neway, i spent 1000Yuan on 1 Btl JD, 1 Btl Chivas, 1 btl Heineken, 1 marlboro n some cokes of course. The chinesse drinks chivas with mixer of chinese orange tea, taste kinda nice n smoother than long island tea. I was pissed drunk as usual, and later during our de-toured back, puked infront of chicken hauz n waited on d waiting couch while the guys get down 2 bisnes, it cost em 70yuan each! The girls r kinda cute n looks kinky in their contemporary outfits n high heel boots, but my iman still kuat, besides im loyal, .... n drunk hehehehe.
The stage n DJ spinning area.
Pole dancer, hehehehe. Was another 4 russians girls dancing on the stage but the security got 2 me 1st before i could snap any pics of em. The russian girls speak fluent mandarin!?!? and they dunt understand my english, so comm not thru.
This is the Cutie's Club's manageress, she calls herself honey, i call her bunny. This club is still in its infancy, its 11 days old, 12 including 2day. Couldnt use my cards, cash onli, n when i asked 4 receipts, she gave me a piece of paper with chinese charaters and prices i've paid in handwritten! D guys gonna pay me bk 100yuan each, which makes it 600, so i spent 400yuan, hmm not bad la, had fun, danced n jumped whole dance floor (knowing me), met a few chicks, got drunk, puked, met another few 'chicks', puked again in room, now hangover n starving. Arghh gastric.......
20 Comments:
hahaha... gastrcic as usual lar... haha... good to see u had fun.... bro, apasal gambar gelap je... that honey doesnt look honey la... hahaha.... pasang flash... or just flash lampu picit next time.. haha
hahahahaha beware of ur hernia choy. later u drop 1st pula! hahahahahha. belum lapor ke rumah org tua dah drop like kok muntah buih towards the finish line.
i still remember the 1st time choy drank during our YO tek. he muntah darah! hahahahaha
mantap ah lu bro! me boring macam neraka (bring like hell) here! wanna go out n drink but no frens... all married n tied to the bed.
me now lepak in klang... just now go eat and see cun amois... looks like faye wong hehehe but me tak berani tegur heheheh.... now usesome ppl punya wifi n surf internet hahahaha
the 'go down do their business' part scares me la.
Make sure u don't join them, later bring disease back. Worst still, bring baby back.
bring baby back okie ler.... bring penyakit yang tak mau... haha
baby choi... hrmmmmmm....
choi.. if u got baby there n bring back here... can u get elaun rumah? hahahahhahahaha
baby choy dah banyak dah... bersepah2.. hehehehe just dat d father doesn't recognize them hahahahah... wait 20 yrs... sure face like choy
hahahaha yeah, actually i already almost got 2 babies in malaysia, with diff women. hahahahahaha, tapi biasa lar....
Gua masih boleh fikir cindy, altho gua drunk now, just now after dinner the laos, cmbodian, burundi, congo, zimbabwe hold me fm goin bk my room, i didn't want 2 drink but they really wanted me 2 join em, so not 2 offend em, i joined em, now fucking drunk again, i post d pics in new posting, dats our mess.
actually i can clain elaun rumah easily, my CO dah offer me, he n QM told me dat i can do fake reg n publish my seremban hauz. already 2 gals agreed 2 publish with me just 4 the sake of elaun rumah, tapi bila aku fikir..... hmmm takpe lar, tak baik la, duit haram, tak halal. hahahahahahahaha, aku buat skop kerja peningkatan garaj jernas, fully equiped wit de-humidifier, aircond, motorized rooler shutters, TPTD lulus dah, peruntukkan kecemasan 4 Jernas (on paper 1.2 billion ringgit but actually malaysia paid UK rm 2.2billion) the garaj cost only 3.27 million, so TPTD lulus, but army bengang kat 34RAD, dah la garaj belongs 2 21RAD, so after 34RAD new camp in Bkt Jugra siap, 21RAD can use dat fucking garaj 4 CO's birthday celeb or YEYE!!!!!!
Loon, my hernia ok dah, my muntah darah pun dah kurang, dat nite i muntah sampai takbleh muntah tapi i tink no darah lar. hahahahaha, atau darah dah abis.
Loon, me no buih lar, but maybe i drop 1st, but not due to liver or limph failure, but road accident, cos nowaday i drive at 200KM/H constant fm Gemas 2 KL, sumtimes i would down a few JDs 1st baru syok drive back, daring potong lorries cos gemas road like shit, single lane wit slow lorries, but i drive at nites, so at corners i can still overtake cos if veh cuming i can see their lights except if their lites rosak then my ajal meets me, if i cacat or paralysed then i expect u guys to turn off my plug 4 me, if my family dunt allow, u guys do subversive ops into hospital n turn off my misery wokay?
Anton, so u already found d solutions 2 hack wifi? mantap, when i get back alive, u help teach me so i can surf 4 free at Airzed's access points bro.
Anton, the guys are not tied 2 d beds, but BATC10 kena pegang! hahahahahaha
Bro ming, my Sony Ericsson w800i tarak flash, only got light. The waitress here tak mantap, no flash lites punya. takpe, gelap n blur la best.
Play Safe
Maj Charles Sir, mintak email ko punya laporan kursus IO kat Fort Huachuca United States of Fuckrica?
Please... gua nak prepare gua punya laporan kursus, nanti gua bagi u royalty la... okay?
if i cacat or paralysed then i expect u guys to turn off my plug 4 me, if my family dunt allow, u guys do subversive ops into hospital n turn off my misery wokay?
cipet!!! later we kena masuk jail for murder lah bro. betta tell ur family 1st
hahaha
hehehehe sounds like the japanese in Taipeh movie (SILK) onli... after dat turn into ghost kihkihkih
silk nice kah bro? betta than ju on?
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yeah better than ju on. its about science n spirits. not a scary movie type like ju-on which made me laugh like hell at d ghosts. hahaha
hrmmmm good good i will go dload it now hehehehe
tan where u surfing fm, home? streamex ahh?
Bro, lu beli belon dua keping...lu pakai buat sarung. In between the belon lu taruk tiger balm. Then lu can go about do business. At least ada early warning system...lu rasa aje tiger balm kat bawah, lu tau la lu in trouble...
Wa mabuk rendang la...type panjang-panjang
haha gud idea, nanti gua try tapi kena carik victim dulu.
tiger balm? hehehehe last time wong wai loong told me his fren used Minyak Cap Kapak! hahahaha LLC favourite! hahahaha.. sure panas giler wan....
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