Suicide Monkey Bombers
Gunner Joe was attacked by what we believe to be a suicide bomber from the enemies of his tribe, the Baboons.
The incident took place on a weekend in the midst of a drinking session while Joe was on duty, he was almost positive that from the clothing of the suicide monkey it was the shi'ite extremist baboons but the their official spokemonkey denied and alleged it was the Sunnis Ape.
Gnr Joe sustained a broken hips, torn ligament on his ulna & radius and flesh wounds as well as a 4th degree burns of his fur.
He's really a positive chap, he's happily eating away the maggots that are infesting his wounds. He said: 'Its like carrying your own ration & being self-contained'.
Our sarawakian head hunters are now happily tracking down the rest of the extremist.
The incident took place on a weekend in the midst of a drinking session while Joe was on duty, he was almost positive that from the clothing of the suicide monkey it was the shi'ite extremist baboons but the their official spokemonkey denied and alleged it was the Sunnis Ape.
Gnr Joe sustained a broken hips, torn ligament on his ulna & radius and flesh wounds as well as a 4th degree burns of his fur.
He's really a positive chap, he's happily eating away the maggots that are infesting his wounds. He said: 'Its like carrying your own ration & being self-contained'.
Our sarawakian head hunters are now happily tracking down the rest of the extremist.
Metalized's two cents at 2/24/2008 02:54:00 PM
4 Comments:
i think if ur sarawakian cracktroopers can't track down the extremists... they gonna use gnr joe as their next fresh, hot, well grilled meat of the day
use gnr joe as bait... hehe... catch bigger prey... haha....
Recommend Joe for PGB
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