Elaun Corporal Tapi Major Pakai Crdt Card la....
Once upon a lifetime, a capt fm Malacca (not peranakan but buat anak) went to China, received Corporal's allowance. Then he got promoted to Major, but still a capt with corporal's pay. So he took some friends to a Kara - Ok in Shijiazhuang (named disco City) (actually he was forced and persuaded by a vietnames to go) but reluctantly with his gastric, as an offr, he went along........ then he started drinking some drinks which he doesn't really like (beers) then he ordered more of it, then he ordered more and more. The rest got worried. So he checked his wallet, only had !100 Renminbi. Hmmm, asked the waitress: "can use card ahh?" "what kah? " she asked. "Master or Visa lar u dumb ass!" Yes, they accept cards.
As requested by the DEMON from the Sea............
So we drank..... and sang..... lullaby....
Drank somemore....
Hugged somemore.... drank somemore
Ate the mic.....
Bottom's Up!
What the fuck?
Geli skit...... (tailo apek barber at HRC:"cium skit, cium skit") Hahahahaha
Along came a healthy waitress, she came to wait,...... then asked for Corporal's phone #.
Then.......duh? she terus cair n melted in his arms caused by the merdu-ness of his singing..... a sleeping lullaby.....
Actually he considers himself a penang boy, although he never stayed in Penang, but was born in KL and grew up in Malacca, so, where is he from? Need more JDs la. P/S-bought another btl of JD, sipping in lonely noisy room, listening to Guns N' Fucking Roses.
Oh gosh... when the heck are all these gonna end? I'm drunk and 2mrw has classes, another round or Kirchoff's Law, right hand rule and flemming rule. Ming, i need help, forgot all the electrical & electronical stuffs.
As requested by the DEMON from the Sea............
Metalized's two cents at 1/29/2007 09:07:00 PM
10 Comments:
Boley la...but I want to see pics of amoy PRC nyanyi karaoke guna microphone hidup...and want to see the before and after shot...after shot lagi important...nak tengok taik gigi ada lekat tak...
cipet la lu bro! I ajak karaoke lu tak mau... But vietcongs ajak u pergi pulak...
anyway, enjoy while u still can... hahahahaa mesti syok dpt peluk n cium all d amoi PRC yang tak mandi pagi... hehehehe wa tabik kaki la bro!
Hahaha, SD, those kind of pics tarak la bro, tak jumpa lagi mic hidup.... hehehe
Tony, here what else to do, sit in room n watch news only, even the internet is bad since the taiwan's quake. Masa karaoke is malam, amoi PRC dah mandi n berus gigi during the evening, hehehe.
Buddies dah bukak company, dah jadik lecturers, dah ada anak. Gua tak abis-abis lagi mabuk. Elaun abis, tambah hutang lagi. hehehe. Takpe la, u guys estb dulu, nanti help gua eh? Later i bukak Event Management & Consultancy Coy. (to organize yeh-yehs, parties & orgies).
Haaaa!! Organise yeh-yeh wa mesti join punya. Tapi make sure tak payah pakai mess kit.
ahahahha
kpl yg paling cool in TD!!
manage to solve your kirchoff law problems?? i think u do it better wif the help of JD!! haha
gud idea bro.. then u can do event mgt for loon's D' Cave
kinda susah also la ming, the circuit berbelit2, and they dunt really know how to teach, i mean its difficult 4 them 2 teach, i dunt know what 2 expect for the exam also, becos all other students have no background n tengah confuse, but im just pushing n challenging myself for personal satisfactions, to see if i really layak dapat my degree or it was just because of ATMA, class 99. hehehe. feels really bodos now, how 2 even do masters? no books 2 refer n cant access websites because of net's bad status. Dah lupa how 2 kira circuit n even the AC/DC square root thingy. Ming kasi good website? especially on basic circuit thingy.
download ebooks and read la.. lotsa ebooks on da net... my IT books all i download ebooks and print for free in d ofice hehehehe.... they even have d latest books in d market... just a matter whether u can find it or not... electrical circuitry books u carik sendiri la ye.. hehehehe
btw bro, how's your laptop? did u call up IBM China? do they accept fax copy of your invoice?
yeah i talked 2 ibm, they told me 2 email my particulars including purchase invoice which i didnt bring. So i did n told em i don't hv the invoice with me now, and they actually replied to me that there is no problem, i can get it repaired and any local service centre, which is contradicting to what the service centre told me. its really silly n wasting time. back forth. service centre told me that they will only repair if given approval by the HQ in beijing. so i sent another email asking them to clarify n conform and even send instruction to that particular branch, which until now they never replied. gonna wait for the holidays and go there during officer hour time. its no prob la bro, if cant repair, i'll do it when i get back since warranty is 3 yrs.
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