Friday, May 18, 2007

Rokok story..

A Nice Rokok Story…


I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I come from the city of Marlboro ,
In the Salem high country
I always carry a Mild Seven
One day I was on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys , the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider !!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered" I want MORE !!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to
enter her Gudang Garam .
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna !!!


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13 Comments:

Blogger ala shouted:

Rough Rider and Matterhorns itu brand ada ka? Sorry I'm not a smoker...

BTW if add few more like viceroy, virginia slims etc sure lagi ok..

I get this one from an Indian Blog
http://mepradip.sulekha.com/blog/post/2007/05/the-legend-of-cigarettes/comment/643870.htm

Wills joins the Navy
and cut into Gold Flake's Light
Entrust India kings with Classic Look
Embraces the culture of Menthol,
Mild in manners
Ultra companion of Chancellor
To reach the Four Square,
Elephant's Cave Panama corner,
Charminar block

Saturday, May 19, 2007 2:00:00 AM  
Blogger ala shouted:

eh rokok daun how?

Saturday, May 19, 2007 2:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous shouted:

Choy, finally.

Wa nak copy ni letak dalam divers forum la.

Eh, how's Madam Du? Take more photos of her la..kalau boleh uniform tu kasi unbutton top 4 buttons suruh kasi nampak cleavage sket...boleh letak dalam resume nak kasi health center

Dah 8 hari tak dive...horny.

Saturday, May 19, 2007 4:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous shouted:

ice: rokok daun punya belum keluar kot.

sd: that mdm du malu perhaps. ahhahahhaah betta ask her to wear spagetthi strap like santamocha

Saturday, May 19, 2007 12:13:00 PM  
Blogger Metalized shouted:

Ice - my grandma used to smoke matterhorns - white packets with green mountains. Later she had lung and colon cancer. Oh yeah and she smoked rokok daun also and let me try it (she said it was ok, natural & good for health).

SD - how's ur medical checkups? Eh, surprisingly madam du asked me to get tongkat ali fm malaysia la! - pity her.

Loon - who's santamocha?

Sunday, May 20, 2007 3:53:00 PM  
Blogger mocha shouted:

madam du mintak tongkat ali?? wah... our traditional medicine sampai ke negara china... not bad... hehe...

Sunday, May 20, 2007 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous shouted:

santamocha is mocha's santa

u kan dah baca his blog

Monday, May 21, 2007 5:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous shouted:

santarina le tu.... yang masih menjadi satu misteri perantauan...hehehehehe.

Monday, May 21, 2007 6:48:00 PM  
Blogger Metalized shouted:

misteri menyelam

Monday, May 21, 2007 7:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous shouted:

misteri nusantara!

now got one more new program..
SEEKERS hahahahahahah

Monday, May 21, 2007 9:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous shouted:

pelakon utama.....santarina from kutub utara.....

Tuesday, May 22, 2007 6:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous shouted:

pelakon utama.....santarina from kutub utara.....

Tuesday, May 22, 2007 6:17:00 AM  
Blogger Metalized shouted:

conspiracy theories....

Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:56:00 PM  

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