Free Biscuits
What i've been up to lately is rat training.
This little rascal visited my room frequently, roaming around for food. I conformed his presence when i put a biscuit on the floor before i left for classes and at night and discovering it missing when i returned. Turned on my webcam and after hours of recording, it eventually caught the culprit on video.
Thanks to a 5 yuan rat trap, he was caught red handed at around dawn.
I gave him a shower, served him biscuits and sweet potatoes. Even made him drank beer.
Then got a hamster running wheel and made him exercise. He'll be busy running whenever he sees me, when he stops i would turn the mill for him. Then turns it faster to turn it together with him or roll the whole thing across the room and 'Semula !'.
Then tested the effectiveness of my new stun gun. Discover the rat's squeal, gets louder and longer.
He passed all the basic Komando Tikus course, now he has survived to tell his litters of the torment. I named him Biscuit. After nearly one week, i released him near the market. I don't think he'll ever return to my room for free biscuits anymore.
9 Comments:
aiyoh dam farnee la..!!
hahaha.... reminds me of my two hamsters, harry and sally from the movie la... haha... and their offsprings only after 4 weeks together... haha... and the rest after that is history la... reproduce and reproduce like nobosy's business.... SEMULAP!!!
Oi! With your Corporal's pay you can still afford to feed siswa kamdo meh?
Where're the beer pics? Macam nak commission mess aje bila lapor unit baru.
Just one question..did you do anything sexual to it?
apasal release him so earlier! hantar him to overseas commando course in msia lah. the advance commando tikus course conducted by TML's training school will be good for him to sharpen his commando skill lah! apa lah lu. furthermore he can dpt elaun overseas, accommodation, food serta site tour. the final exercise will be conducted at IKANO pet center - cat session.
u r full of humour Choy !
-naal
hahahaha, the only sexual torcher i gave him was changing clothes in the room. Gambar beer tarak la sebab hand dirty cant take pics dat time.
Loon, itu Tactic Module of Escape and Evasion from cats. hahaha.
I told you you've been wasting your Corporal's pay on a rat. Now you don't have money to write blog often.
Mail me pics of Madam Du la. Got hots for her.
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