Cinabeng

The world's third largest nation, one of the longest recorded history (i think so), nearly 5000 yrs old civilization, archaeological findings of china-man dated one million years back, population of more than 1.3 billion. Most of the world's leading brand's manufacturing factories, technologies, greatest cetak rompaks also, 3rd astronautical nation(betul kan?), has its own medicinal practise(TCM). Yet, at times i feel like im mingling with paleolithics in the stone age. Even Papua New Guinea or that guy who found the coke bottle in 'God must be crazy' has better etiquette & more civillised.

Multiple times i experienced these:
a. Queuing at ATM machine and suddenly this small-sized amoi just buat bodoh and cut the queue.
b. Standing behind other customers at China Mobile's payment counters waiting 4 my turn & people just come push to the counter & start shouting what they want (even ladies).
c. Queuing at Mc D and when ur turn comes, somebody would just walk & stand next to u and start yelling what they want.
d. Pushed at the counter of China Post by very old granny.
e. No vehicles are bothered with what color the traffic light is showing at main road junctions, not even when zebra crossing is green for pedestrains to cross (they'll horn at u).
f. Not a single driver has patience at all, especially lady bus drivers. Not a single vehicle doesn't sound their horns every seconds(its like the horn is synchronized with the accelerator).
g. Spit on anywhere, anytime, like spitting compettition, sumpitting across ur face & even on ur shoes. Shout & cough in ur face.
h. Bus drivers would close the door & start moving even before u disembark safely from the bus.
i. The list goes on........

They dunt know what is queue, when u look at them, they either dunt even notice because too busy shouting or when they notice ur angry, they'd just buat bodo like mingan yusry's cool face. And when u sound 'em, they still buat bodo, act innocent or look at u in an amazed with confused look like ur from planet zargus and what u just said is absurb & meaningless. Then carry on with their business.

What have i learned?
1. Dunt queue, push to the front of the counter & raise ur voice to get the officer's attention.
2. When have to queue, stand very close to the person infront like u wanna do 'doggy style' or else somebody would 'selit' in the gap.
3. Stand directly infront of the bus's door before it stops and jump down the minute it opens.
4. Cross the road in between & side-by-side with other pedestrains.
5. Just let go of damn smelly hot farts when struggling to pay at china mobile's counters.

Ah Bengs & Lala Girls...... macam mana nak host Olympic 2008.